Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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ObamaCare

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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