A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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ObamaCare

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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