I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Flop dog

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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