You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Flop dog

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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