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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Anti Joke

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