- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

Yidi Huang lives here.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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