you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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