- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Yidi Huang lives here.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Flop dog

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

British Dentistry

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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