Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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miley cyrus

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Stephen Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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