What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Men, get on the boat.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Mrs. Welsh

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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