Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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womens rights

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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