I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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1 Jew XD

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

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