- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

1 Jew XD

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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