why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

american government

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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