A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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