Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

hi corey

Spell: “This word”

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

thumbs up!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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