Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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thumbs up!

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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