What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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cancer

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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