Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Halo < COD

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Mike tyson

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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