- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

I had sex. Just kidding.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the clock say? The time.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's funnier than 24? 25

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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