Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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1 Jew XD

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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