Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Obama

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Women's Rights.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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