Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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