How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

19th amendment

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

So. The gays. ...

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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