- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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