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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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