- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

THE GAME

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why? Because!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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