- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why? Because!

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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