- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

who is mark

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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