Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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