- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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