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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

I had sex. Just kidding.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the clock say? The time.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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