If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Women have the right to vote.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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