- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Blind people can't read this.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

I am a nigger.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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