Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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