Comedy.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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where are you?

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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