I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Leave her alone...

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did I do last night?work

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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123 Main street

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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