- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Spread the net.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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