How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Your time.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Cancer.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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rape that shit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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