What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What did I do last night?work

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Civil Rights.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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