- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

I went river dancing once. I fell in

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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