- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

THE GAME

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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