- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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