- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

she wasn't 18

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What is 2+2? 4!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

God is real

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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