this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

hey bill!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Vagina ass.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what time is it? 3:16

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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