Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Iggy Azalea

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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