- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Women have the right to vote.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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