knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What did I do last night?work

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

How old is victor? Old

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