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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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javascript:alert("your own");

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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