Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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The cow went moo

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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