- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

vbh

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Your social life.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

for keeps?

Scientology.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

connor sucks

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