Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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read this

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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