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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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