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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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where are you?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Comedy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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