Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Penis

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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