Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Trashcan!

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Nothing yet CC

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Bloody kids ...

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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