It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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I would rape her

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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