Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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