A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Anti Joke

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