"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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The WNBA

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Heartlight

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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