- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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