Cleveland winning something

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Loading....please wait.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Anti Joke

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