What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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