whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Chicken penis.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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