What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Darude - Sandstorm

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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who is mark

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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what time is it? 3:16

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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