You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Like if you like big tits.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Yes!

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Penis

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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