Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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