Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Your social life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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I am on a escalator.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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