- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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