The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Men's Sports

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Womens rights.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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