Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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my friend is gay hes gay

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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