What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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read this

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knock knock!! kanye west

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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knock, knock come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

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