- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Society.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Cleveland winning something

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