What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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