why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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