- Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.