1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Jason Connor.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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