What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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you will now laugh.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

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