- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

The Braves win the N.L. east

My phone rang. So I answered it.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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