- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Garry Glitters on here

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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