Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Mrs. Welsh

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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